December 2011
1 post
5 tags
bleedingheavily@yahoo.com
I think that one is long since dead now…
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Submitted by superdoofus-stratodrive
October 2011
1 post
puppylover07013@yahoo.com
I made this one in the sixth grade. At that time I loved puppies and was ok with sharing my zip code with the world. Once I got into high school, it became awkward to explain to everyone the meaning of it.
You don’t have to put my name or a link to my tumblr. The e-mail address is enough shame :P
August 2011
2 posts
5 tags
sk8tgurl@mail.com
This was my email for about a year back in fifth grade. I think the best part about it is the unnecessary “t” after the 8… and the fact that I have never even been on a skateboard.
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Submitted by croissanting
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citrus_chick_16@hotmail.com
I was eleven and wanted to declare my love for citrus fruits. One of my classmates told me porn stars use email accounts with fruit in the name. Didn’t get what the fuck she was talking about then and I still don’t get it now.
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Submitted by soupdujournal
May 2011
1 post
first screen name
faded4lyfe911@aol.com
I was in 6th grade. I have no clue what was wrong with
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Submitted by amaro
March 2011
2 posts
youannoygod@gmail.com
Got this in 8th grade, I think, and used it all throughout high school. I don’t know what I was thinking.
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Submitted by andtheyflew
catstastelikechiken@hotmail.com
Yes, that is chiken spelled incorrectly. On purpose.
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Submitted by dandywolves
February 2011
1 post
4 tags
cutiebatooty@aol.com
because i was a fucking cutie-ba-tooty and i still am
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Submitted by lolliepop
January 2011
2 posts
4 tags
monkeegrrl21@aol.com
The era of myspace is not one I often wish would return. But you guys, I carved “monkeegrrl” on my windowsill. Thought it was just THA COOLEST.
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Submitted by clairefoley
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kanyewestplz @ gmail.com
Well he had just released The College Dropout.
Middle school was a really lonely time for me………
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Submitted by the-allure
December 2010
1 post
bigmac1988@hotmail.com
I was just trying to express my love for McDonalds.
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Submitted by mackcloud
November 2010
7 posts
3 tags
daysfan4evr@hotmail.com
OK so I went through a soap opera stage in my teens & even went as far as meeting the “current” cast (when I was 17).
To prove my devotion, I created this so I could send thank-you emails to them. When I got no return love for over a year, I abandoned the address. I abandoned the show a year after that, but I do know that no one I met is on the show anymore… Coincidence? I...
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lovesucks@gurlmail.com
It was the summer after grade 8 and I had a broken heart because he was like, my true love, you know? NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME.
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Submitted by kk
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temlh@aol.com
t.e.m. (my initials) loves hanson
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Submitted by tarajuku
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pooky_49@hotmail.com
I think 69 was already taken.
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Submitted by katietower
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catz_rule_dogz_drool@yahoo.com
In middle school, I thought the world needed to know that cats were the best, and that dogs came in second to cats. Also, I thought I was really clever because dogs actually drool.
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Submitted by lizzerrocker
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GR8K80@aol.com
In the 6th grade, I just wanted the entire world to know that I, Katie, was really great.
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Submitted by kphiandthecity
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inuyashabling22@yahoo.com
For one, it made absolutely no damn sense as InuYasha was an anime taking place in feudal Japan, so there was no such thing as bling, or shine, or swag or any of that shit.
2nd, I shouldn’t have been proud of even watching that show. I was a nerd. Bleh.
3rd, I don’t know why there’s a 22. There’s no grand meaning. It’s just there.
The joys of middle school.
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October 2010
8 posts
purplepolkadot67@aol.com
I was wearing purple polka dot PJs at the time…and as for the 67, I wanted a cool number, but knew that 69 was too racy, so I did the only logical thing: subtract 2 from 69, and come up with the kid-friendly (and parent acceptable), slightly less cool (but still pretty cool) number of 67.
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Submitted by Emily
2 tags
flop_it_out@hotmail.com
I have no justification for my actions.
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Submitted by brbsavinggotham
bgangel3@optonline.net
Getting ready for high school with this email address..BGA for bishop george ahr high school in NJ. Angel because you obviously had to pick between angel and devil. 3 was a good number I guess. And then, the ultimate mortification of not having an aol account.
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Submitted by catsandarchitecture
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shekiwi520@aol.com
she (because I’m a girl) + kiwi (I never even liked kiwis) + 520 (my birthday, because I didn’t know what 69 was yet) = massive fail that didn’t last more than half of my 6th grade year. but duuuuude I thought it was awe-SUM!!!
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Submitted by octopodi
fully_fledged_freak@hotmail.com
CUZ 12-YEAR-OLD ME WAS CRAZY AZ FUKKKK ~*~*~*
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Submitted by speekingbeez
InstraMentalJK@aim.com
I think this was from the year 2000. I just started getting that teenage urge to make music. I actually would think of melodies in my head, then (because I didn’t have anything to make music with) put those melodies on paper with words that best described the sound I heard (“dum”, “ting”, “blewm”).
When I did get music software I decided my production...
lia_yourcrush@hotmail.com
Well, what can I say… Back in junior high everyone had a crush on me
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Submitted by Lia
fencergirl2003@yahoo.com
It was 2003 and I liked to fence…like with the swords and masks and everything.
oh, and I was a girl.
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Submitted by mlkell2
September 2010
23 posts
star2be_me@hotmail.com
I created this email after I was chosen to play Annie in a community theatre production in the third grade. I was confident I’d make it to the big time. Needed an email account for future correspondence with agents, managers, Late Night with David Letterman, etc.
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Submitted by anniewerner
ilikeyourth0ng@yahoo.com
I really, really liked the Josie and the Pussycats movie. (And I kept this email address for longer than I should have.)
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Submitted by srsly
asking4spam@yahoo.com
Obvious spamcatcher address is obvious….
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Submitted by mercurypdx
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jobrofanohyeah@gmail.com
Sad thing is I made this last year.
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Submitted by banananapeel
princessluv9153@msn.com
My mom made it for me when we first got internet.
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Submitted by banananapeel
absinthe_greenfairy@hotmail.com
I was obsessed with Moulin Rouge. I’m pretty sure I locked down narcoleptic_argentinian somewhere too.
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princessvegan69@hotmail.com
I was a vegetarian in high school, so my friends called me Vegan (they didn’t know the difference between a vegan and a vegetarian). I was also a little girly girl and wore this little crown made out of tinsel that you hang on a Christmas tree. So, add those two things together and you get Princess Vegan (and a weird teenage girl). And 69- because we were all a little stupid and infatuated...
xxlilvietgurlxx_6@hotmail.com
I WAS YOUNG
- Angela
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Submitted by azn-woman
warlic_the_mage@hotmail.com
I was into Adventure Quest when I made this. My name started with W and there’s this character called Warlic and I liked him just because his name started with W. I even called myself Warlic for few weeks. Oh god.
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Submitted by azurelov
jumpboy03@hotmail.com
I was into michael jordan but I was too youg to call myself Jumpman yet. The 03 stands for the year I was gonna graduate highschool.
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Submitted by alittlebitofaturk
discohippie67@aol.com
I was really mad when that band Play came out with their song “Disco Hippie” pretty soon after I made this email address. Anyway, I was definitely a disco hippie in 1999 and 1967 seemed to be the most happenin’ hip year of the ’60s.
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Submitted by theunabieber
steel_blades7@yahoo.com
i had braces. i liked swords. take your pick.
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Submitted by laughcamp
hotrods@shaw.ca
My parents wanted my brother and I to get a joint address, because they were skeptical about this “e-mail” stuff. They originally just used our names, but my brother and I decided that wasn’t cool enough. So “hotrods” it was.
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Submitted by napoleonsbattleplan
sweetascandi36870@yahoo.com
apparently, my parents had no problem letting their 9-year-old daughter announcing to the world she was “sweet as candi” and her zip code.
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Submitted by dirtandglitter
wierd_sistah@aol.com
I really liked Macbeth, because I was a pretentious 13-year-old. Unfortunately not pretentious enough to forgo the obligatory 90s alternative spelling of ‘sister’…or enough to spell ‘weird’ correctly.
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Submitted by rosalafae
pokemon0123@aol.com
I liked Pokémon and my mom said I needed numbers at the end. So that’s what I ended up with. Ah, the good ol’ days of AOL dialup.
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Submitted by evanwalsh
RCmewfan@aol.com
because i was nine and obviously, mew was the best pokemon. ever.
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Submitted by achesalittletune
groovyhobbit@aol.com
I was 15 and just, I don’t know, really loved the Lord of the Rings, okay?
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Submitted by ilouvreyou
funkyk2000@shaw.ca
I was in grade 6 and Y2K was all the rage (what a let down). “Funky” was my attempt at being retro. However when we had an “internet safety meeting” at my school with all our parents (a racy forward had been found) I was praised for my PG address.
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Submitted by kdforbreakfast
ihatebillgates@mac-addict.com
This was during my militant Mac user days circa 1997 when nothing that was Microsoft would touch my Mac, maaaaan. I was such a douchbag.
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Submitted by vb
katizzle@gmail.com
“Drop it Like it’s Hot” was huge then. So sue me.
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Submitted by katconfidential
lozersdayparade@aol.com
Because I listened to the Goo Goo Dolls.
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Submitted by theunabieber
skin_n_bonez13@aol.com
I don’t know why I just didn’t choose “Skin_and_bones” But I thought I was super cool with my mismatched letters.
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Submitted by rubenesqueideas
August 2010
29 posts
holliplaya42@aol.com
My last name is Hollister. In 7th grade, I thought I was a playa. I also thought I was straight. Boy, was I wrong.
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Submitted by danhollister